I used to teach Film Studies. It was good fun, and about as easy as it sounds.
Because of this, people sometimes ask me what films that they should have watched. They think I have a Proper List in my head, and that I can tell them the Right Answer. And then they can watch the Right Films.
Or maybe they're just asking for recommendations. They're bored of the usual stuff, and think that I might know lots of cool, offbeat, esoteric stuff, that will stimulate their intellects and hearts.
When they do this I nod wisely, purse my lips, and then stare into the distance, trying to communicate the majesty of cinema.
What I'm really doing is thinking, "What films are there? I can't think of any. Except Star Wars. Better not say Star Wars."
Anyway. I've decided to create a list of my top 100 films. Which was stupid for a number of reasons. Firstly, there's too many great films. Getting it down to 100 is ridiculous, and I've definitely forgotten something crucial. And I've had to miss off some great stuff, that makes me sad.
Yes, I'm sorry "The Guest". I love you, but there wasn't room.
Please don't kill me with guns.
Also, what does 'top' mean? Is this a 'Sight and Sound' style list of films we should all know, if we want to be proper film buffs? Does Citizen Kane need to be in there? (It's not.) Should it be representative of all the various genres, and include significant films that moved the art form on? (It isn't, it doesn't.)
In the end I've gone for 'Things I like.' Which seems about right. Though it does mean that my top 100 probably isn't that different from Empire's top 100. And may indeed seem very mainstream.
Thing is, my taste in film is pretty simple, I think. I like to be engaged by the medium. I want images and sounds that excite some emotion. I've never been one for subtle, quiet movies. I know some people get a lot from films with ladies staring sadly out of windows, in silence, for ten minutes at a time. But I like stuff to happen, and ideally I'd like that stuff to be an exploding helicopter.
So here's my provisional list of the 100 films I like best. Except it'll probably change as soon as I put it down. And it's 101 because screw you it's my blog and 100 is too hard.
And - AND - I've gone back into it and replaced some, because time moves on. For the sake of posterity, I'll note what the new ones are and which ones I've demoted.
The Blues Brothers demoted
Edward Scissorhands
Enchanted demoted
Face Off demoted
Fargo
Four Lions demoted
The Girl With All the Gifts
Goodfellas
Gremlins demoted
Halloween (1978)
Heat
Inception
Jojo Rabbit (new)
Leon
The Long Good Friday
Magnolia
Peter’s Friends
Star Trek: The Undiscovered Country
Terminator
Withnail and I
A
Aliens
American Beauty
American History X
American Psycho
An American Werewolf in London
Apocalypse Now
B
Back to the Future
Blade Runner
Blade Runner 2049
Brazil
C
Casablanca
Casino Royale (2006)
Children of Men
Clerks
D
The Dark Knight
Dawn of the Dead (1978)
Dead Man’s Shoes
Die Hard
Drive
E
Edward Scissorhands
Election
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
F
Falling Down
Fargo
A Few Good Men
Fight Club
The Firm
Flash Gordon
G
The Girl With All the Gifts
Goodfellas
The Graduate
Grosse Pointe Blank
Groundhog day
H
Halloween (1978)
Heat
Hot Fuzz
The Hudsucker Proxy
I
Inception
In The Loop
It Follows
It’s A Wonderful Life
J
John Wick
L
L.A. Story
Leon
Little Miss Sunshine
The Long Good Friday
Lost in Translation
The Lost Boys
M
Magnolia
The Matrix
Mean Girls
Memento
Midnight Run
The Muppets
N
A Nightmare on Elm Street
Night of the Living Dead
O
Once
One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
Out of Sight
P
Peter’s Friends
Pleasantville
Pride
Pride
The Princess Bride
Psycho
Pulp Fiction
Q
A Quiet Place
R
The Raid
Raiders of the Lost Ark
Reservoir Dogs
Robocop
Rocketman (new)
The Royal Tenenbaums
S
Scarface
Seven
Shaun of the Dead
Shawshank Redemption
The Shining (new)
Sideways
Silence of the Lambs
The Sixth Sense
Spiderman: Into the Spider-Verse (new)
Stand By Me
Star Trek: The Undiscovered Country
Star Wars: A New Hope
Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back
T
Terminator
Terminator 2
This is England
Thor Ragnarok (new)
Total Recall
Trainspotting
True Romance
Twelve Monkeys
Twenty Eight Days Later
U
The Untouchables
The Usual Suspects
W
What We Do In The Shadows
When Harry Met Sally
Withnail and I
Whiplash